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Reminder of the week
No good deed, goes unpunished.
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I want to rip someone's fucking head off.
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I will maim your lobter.
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I worked with a guy that was stuck in the snow with someone else and he said "I'll help you clear out your car, and then you help me clear out mine." Dude said "Sure." And after his car was cleared out he drove off.
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You wana get nuts?
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this one time i had to be at work at 11AM but i was out late the other night and i woke up at 3PM and 3 people missed their shifts and didn't get payed because they needed me to open the office and let them into their rooms.
since i'm friends with the guy that processes our weekly time sheet salary I told him to have the system pay me for that full day anyway. that doesn't really fit what you guys are saying but it's congruent with the general theme of the fucked up things we do.
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Originally Posted by Compufreak: For Mastabeta and His Holiness PUDAK -Compufreak's 100,000th post. Originally Posted by Justin Credible: Post a picture of your flacid anteater I want to see how much foreskin u got homie -Justin Credible said that. |
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To guys like you: thanks for all the bullshit.
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BAD END
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I don't do good things. I don't do bad things, either. Life is all about balance.
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Heeeeeere's Moustache!
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logen really isn't a very good person
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He spelled payed like a nigger
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You wana get nuts?
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i really should get into the habit or writing paid.
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Originally Posted by Compufreak: For Mastabeta and His Holiness PUDAK -Compufreak's 100,000th post. Originally Posted by Justin Credible: Post a picture of your flacid anteater I want to see how much foreskin u got homie -Justin Credible said that. |
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BAD END
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or of moreover
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allen i think we need details else this thread is useless. not that there is a useful thread here, but still.
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basically, some division wanted some easy test and some data. My manager doesn't want our group to do it because of politics and it was verbal over the phone in a conference call. So, the request is given to someone NOT in my group that doesn't even have the equipment to preform it. This guy comes over to me (because he knows I can do it), and asks for help. dun-dun-dun. I take 15 min out of my day to do it for him, give him the data, and told him I didn't want any part of it. Don't say shit where it came from. The data gets to the division requesting it, and an email pops up detailing the data and that it looks great....but WITH my name attached. My boss is on that cc. ring ring ring. It's my boss on the other end.
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I don't do good deeds and I do them even less if my ass is even marginally at risk from the imbecile I'm trying to help.
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卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
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i don't do good deeds, period.
unless i'm also getting a benefit in return
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محمد علي شيربا الجهاد 光我民族卍千年!!!! ![]() 中國人民不怕鬼、不信邪。在中國人民面前,沒有任何事情比捍衛自己國家的主權和領土完整更為重要、更加神聖 . You're thirsty, I need to pee, let's help each other out |
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Heeeeeere's Moustache!
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one thing i'll say about being useless: it saves me from situations like this
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You remember all that drama back in high school? Well, it turns out it was just prep for later in life.
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are all the stupid people still there?
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