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"Stop or I'll shoot..." the ellipses are the shots fired. Good video of a panicked cop dealing with a panicked suspect. This will go into my memory for a long time.
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I keep rewatching and relaughing. But I can't help but think, why try to sneak into the car? Why not just pull the cop car in front and completely box it in? :wtf:
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My thought is why not stick your leg through the seats and block the shifter before alarming him awake? I guess he could have a knife and start stabbing, but that's when you start shooting.
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Smucky wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 3:05 am I keep rewatching and relaughing. But I can't help but think, why try to sneak into the car? Why not just pull the cop car in front and completely box it in? :wtf:
You really know you live in interesting times where the cops in The Simpsons are smarter that the real ones.
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There's just no way I am getting into the car with someone when I can just pin it to the curb with my own car :gaytard: :gaytard:
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I know like, "fog of war" and all that but .. :uglystupid: :gay:
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:gay:

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It's not her, just a body double.
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I can smell it. It is her.
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Taste like it too :eat:
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  • Be cop
  • Walk by yer car containing suspect
  • Hear acorn fall and hit roof of car
  • ...
  • Mag dump into yer car
  • Profit
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"I feel weird but I'm good" :tard:

Did he realize that he emptied the mag in the sheriffs car.

Also, he emptied the mag when there was another cop in the line of sight. Also residential areas in the direction of the shots.

This guy probably got promoted.
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Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Mock trial
Mock trail
Mock trail

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Smucky wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:08 pm Taste like it too :eat:
How much did you pay for receiving a wet work form her?
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Nothing, I am actually a liar :o
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Dirty dirty dirty
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