My activities for the month of stardate 20179 are/is

[Smucky]

Not even sure what I did last month. Was supposed to work on my "startup" but then that somehow pivoted into messing with"prompt engineering" to get some AI agents to do the work for me (didn't work), and then pivoted into messing with some old perl modules that I used to be a maintainer of like 7 years ago.

So for today, dunno. But looking at the status of my watch on citizenwatch.com/ shows

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At least I got something to look forward to

[NinjaPoodle]

Just buy a Rolex at the back of a van in Lock Beach instead.

[Smucky]

Spent all day screwing with my resume again

[NinjaPoodle]

Not even sure what I did last month. Was supposed to work on my "startup" but then that somehow pivoted into messing with"prompt engineering" to get some AI agents to do the work for me (didn't work), and then pivoted into messing with some old perl modules that I used to be a maintainer of like 7 years ago.

All this nonsense. What you should really study are washers.

[Smucky]

Not even sure what I did last month. Was supposed to work on my "startup" but then that somehow pivoted into messing with"prompt engineering" to get some AI agents to do the work for me (didn't work), and then pivoted into messing with some old perl modules that I used to be a maintainer of like 7 years ago.

All this nonsense. What you should really study are washers.

I literally watched that yesterday. Not sure why it showed up for my recommendation list on a private browser. But I watched it and thought it was pretty boring and useless.

[NinjaPoodle]

I literally watched that yesterday. Not sure why it showed up for my recommendation list on a private browser. But I watched it and thought it was pretty boring and useless.

Google wants you to become a washer expert because it is very important.

[Smucky]

A watch update that I can't decipher. I just want to know, is replacing the battery and glass a $100 bill or $600?

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[Smucky]

Going to pollute the world with nitrogen and green plants today.

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[Smucky]

Now stuck

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[Smucky]

A watch update that I can't decipher. I just want to know, is replacing the battery and glass a $100 bill or $600?

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Man now it says cancelled and being shipped back? You mean to tell me they can't even change the battery in it?

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That better be a typo or I'm coming unglued

[NinjaPoodle]

Did you press the cancel button?

[NinjaPoodle]

Going to pollute the world with nitrogen and green plants today.

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This is real work for men.

[Smucky]

Did you press the cancel button?

There is no button.

You fill out a form requesting repair. They email you a ref number to include when you ship the watch to them.
Once they receive it, you get a repair tracking number in an email.
The email states if the watch is under warranty (it ain't), it will be repaired and shipped back.
Otherwise, it will be evaluated and then you will receive another email with the repair price quote.
The only way to interact with anything is to enter the repair tracking number on the site to get the "status" which is what I have been posting.
All the reddit fags said to use the official citizen headquarters for repairs and not any of the "authorized" 3rd parties due to they can be slow to get parts.

Hopefully this is just a crappy web app with poorly implemented or translated status updates or something.

[NinjaPoodle]

Did you press the cancel button?

There is no button.

You fill out a form requesting repair. They email you a ref number to include when you ship the watch to them.
Once they receive it, you get a repair tracking number in an email.
The email states if the watch is under warranty (it ain't), it will be repaired and shipped back.
Otherwise, it will be evaluated and then you will receive another email with the repair price quote.
The only way to interact with anything is to enter the repair tracking number on the site to get the "status" which is what I have been posting.
All the reddit fags said to use the official citizen headquarters for repairs and not any of the "authorized" 3rd parties due to they can be slow to get parts.

Hopefully this is just a crappy web app with poorly implemented or translated status updates or something.

Your watch was sent to India.

[Smucky]

The belly as of today

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Still feel like something's wrong with my ass though. Just random stabbing pains and aches and bowel movements have just been kind of...

[NinjaPoodle]

The belly as of today

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Still feel like something's wrong with my ass though. Just random stabbing pains and aches and bowel movements have just been kind of...

They raped you on the operating table.

[Smucky]

Just stimulants and computer programming for today

[Smucky]

Taking a dump right now

[Smucky]

Bookmarking for later use www.stealthinterview.ai/

[infowar]

[Smucky]

[NinjaPoodle]

It is important to wear protective gloves when you are fingering the openings.

[Smucky]

It is important to wear protective gloves when you are fingering the openings.

Yea was wondering about that. Afraid he'll get finger warts from his own fleshlight?? Or maybe he just has gay finger tattoos.

[NinjaPoodle]

Sometimes he wears gloves sometimes not and they don't have finger tattoos. Maybe there is an extra luxury wearing latex gloves together with these flashlight contraptions.

[Smucky]

About to take a nap. Didn't get much sleep.
Only like 6.5 hours. I had set my alarm so I'd get 8 hours of sleep. But then I was having this nice dream. I was at my grandma's house or something. There were two girls there and me and no one else. And this one kept walking around without pants. And the other one magically disappeared. So that left the pant-less one on the guest bed. So I went to work I was sticking my fingers and wang shallowly in her vag. She didn't seem too into it, but I don't think it was rape. I got up to go grab a condom from the living room. Not sure why there'd be condoms in my grandma's living room but whatever. Then I noticed there must be a family reunion going on because all these cars started pulling up in the driveway with my relatives and stuff getting out. So I hurried back to the bed room and was trying to get it in but it was all dry and stuff and that is when I woke up to spurt-spurt-spurt Couldn't go back to sleep after that and couldn't get comfortable because I had to scoot away from the 8 inch diameter wet spot which was in the best spot on the bed
Wet dreams while married should be illegal