Still really horny

Smucky wrote: ↑Thu Feb 27, 2025 10:58 pm Still really horny

Tell your wife, nothing before feeding the goats.

Smucky wrote: ↑Thu Feb 27, 2025 10:58 pm Still really horny

Sperm release completed

Someone is winning, but it ain't me.
Saving my life for $13k, not worth it

$34000 for an appendix operation which is like one of the most common surgery there is. Not even the F35 project is at that level. $1864 for "pharmacy service", WTF is that?

I think DOGE has a job here.

Just for comparison. Go to New York, go to the most expensive 5-star hotel and book a room for 2 days. Order every hotel service there is to order. You will not reach that total on your hospital bill.

Feeling good enough for a Polaris ride today

Wife put kids to bed then came and sat on me while I was trying to go to sleep on the couch. And then we humped. Don't have any condoms stashed in the living room so I spermed inside.

But

Man I can't sleep. These pain pills don't seem to be helping me go to sleep anymore. Wonder what that means just take more ?

Still gay

Get on the tractor and be a man.

NinjaPoodle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 6:14 pm Get on the tractor and be a man.

I am considering it

Smucky wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 7:11 pm

NinjaPoodle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 6:14 pm Get on the tractor and be a man.

I am considering it

Went for another Polaris ride instead

NinjaPoodle wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 10:34 pm Aren't you supposed to teach your wife how to yank that goat?

What happens when you leave the wife and kids to fill in for your farm work

You need another goat.

NinjaPoodle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 10:50 pm You need another goat.

There were two goats in that goat. So minus 3 goats

In other news, just woke up from my second nap

Smucky wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 1:21 am

NinjaPoodle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 10:50 pm You need another goat.

There were two goats in that goat. So minus 3 goats

Who took the goats or did they starve to death?

You need to force your wife to feed goats. In my days that is what females was for. They has small sheds that they lived in during the season when the cattle was out. There wasn't much to do other than care for the livestock and masturbating.

You can by a trailer to put your wife in so that she is close to the animals.

You should write a book about your life. Or maybe just start a "back in my day" blog series on here.

Smucky wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 2:48 pm

You should write a book about your life. Or maybe just start a "back in my day" blog series on here.

There is already a movie about that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_Blow_the_Horn

The film has gained notoriety in Sweden, particularly the horn blowing sequence and the masturbation scene where an actress uses a sizable sausage (falukorv) as a dildo.

My 95 year old grandpa thinks he broke a rib from "coughing too much". He has COPD and maybe right now pneumonia. So since it hurts to cough, he sort of just "yells" to cough. Like someone yelling with a mouthful of water He finally agreed to go to the ER. They took him in right away but once we mentioned that he gets hospice care at home, they wanted to know why we didn't leave him at home and start him on morphine
They said they'd keep him overnight and give him stronger breathing treatments. At least he gave me a check for $5,000 to help pay for the tractor a couple of days ago. I will forever consider it "our" tractor, grandpa.

Smucky wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 12:53 am they wanted to know why we didn't leave him at home and start him on morphine

Opiates are the go to treatment for doctors now days which are handy if they are late for the golf round or yacht club.

NinjaPoodle wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 10:07 am

Smucky wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 12:53 am they wanted to know why we didn't leave him at home and start him on morphine

Opiates are the go to treatment for doctors now days which are handy if they are late for the golf round or yacht club.

He's coming home today. All better I guess