As a kid I liked pouring alcohol on the back of my hand and lighting it on fire. Right when the burning kicks in, wave your hands really hard and it would go out. But your arm hairs would be gone. That was how I shaved my arms in school. Didn't impress the girls like I had hoped.

You can't impress girls by doing that. Today, you can impress girls by cutting off the muffler on your shitty car.