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Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2024 8:32 pm
by Smucky
Anyway, going to take a nap and then apply to more places. :fag:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2024 8:50 pm
by NinjaPoodle
I'm employed but I don't work. Take that.

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2024 8:59 pm
by NinjaPoodle
take that



:gay:

Fuck I feel old, like I have actually lived when 4:3 format was a thing.

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 12:50 am
by Smucky
Applied at Nvidia for SRE role :fag:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 2:57 am
by Smucky
Chilling right now
20240816.mp3

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:24 am
by Smucky
Going to bed. Looking forward to the outcome of this tomorrow

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:25 am
by Smucky
:bounce:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:25 pm
by Smucky
Going to take a nap. Then burn some wood and plastic trash that has been piling up. Then fence work. Then hang that gate. Then figure out an electric fence setup to go over the fence I just did. Then spray insecticide all around my house for the kids to play with.

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:25 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Mr. Smucky, listen, the computer career is passé, it's over. You could make good money during the 80s and 90s but after that it's basically just a blue collar job. Now there are armies of disgusting Indians (who also must be in the US for some reason) that does the programming. If you are white, forget computer work.

Now, it's not all bad news because where I live there is one business that is booming and that is horses. Yes.

HORSES

There are more horses than ever and apparently it's big business as they let tons of people ride those horses. How many little girls like horses? Yes, almost all of them and that's where the money is. You can start your own horse business. You just have to think outside the box and forget this computer stuff that destroys your life. Horses are life.

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:43 am
by Smucky
Spent most of the day trying to find a dentist because after my nap, one of my fillings fell out while eating a chunk of cheese. :cuss:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 9:56 am
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:43 am Spent most of the day trying to find a dentist because after my nap, one of my fillings fell out while eating a chunk of cheese. :cuss:
What kind of filling? plastic or amalgam?

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:50 am
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 9:56 am
Smucky wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:43 am Spent most of the day trying to find a dentist because after my nap, one of my fillings fell out while eating a chunk of cheese. :cuss:
What kind of filling? plastic or amalgam?
It was some kind of silver blob.

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 5:40 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:50 am
NinjaPoodle wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 9:56 am
Smucky wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:43 am Spent most of the day trying to find a dentist because after my nap, one of my fillings fell out while eating a chunk of cheese. :cuss:
What kind of filling? plastic or amalgam?
It was some kind of silver blob.
That's called amalgam. It shrinks over time and have a tendency to pop out.

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:50 pm
by Smucky
Rolled out of bed yesterday and sort of just went straight to a new dentist. My old dentist closed doors during covid. He sent out a letter recommending a place down the street but the first time I took they family there it was clear they were going to "examine" us until they found something to charge us for. They wanted both of our kids to be referred to an orthodontist. As for me and my wife, they wanted us in braces. I had braces as a teenager and told them I aint doing that crap again. But they insisted that if we went with "invisalign" that it would be easy. They told my wife that even though her teeth were straight, that they were starting to "lean" inwards which would mean they would start "breaking off" as she aged :tard: Nonetheless, we never went back there and that was over a year ago. So I took this need for replacing a filling to hunt around for a more traditional dentist and not some scam place pushing the latest products.
And I did find one. It is somewhat new and located on the side of a gas station that was recently built ( :ughlol: ) Like this new gas station was set up kind of like a strip mall, where you got the main building with the gas station in the center but on either end of this building were offices/suites that were being rented out. One was a small pizza shop on one end, the other end was this dental office, which has a tiny lobby and a back room with one dental chair. The next office/suite over just had a window on the side of the building because it was a "drive through" liquor store ( :ughlol: )
The "dentist" is a 55-60 year old woman from Belarus. She was open on Sunday but she was the only one there in the office. I spent 10 minutes filling out all the paper work, then she took a look, did a little "zip zip" with the drill, then smashed some porcelain goop in the filling hole with her finger, hit it with the UV gun and sent me on my way for $60. Hope it stays in for 20 years like the last one :uhh: I asked if she does cleanings and stuff which she does. She told me my teeth are fine, no need for her to clean them. To which I responded that I'd like to bring the whole family in soon so we scheduled that for Friday. She seemed very "meh" about the whole thing. Still kind of processing what exactly has transpired :stare:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:50 pm
by Smucky
After the dentist, spent most of the day on the tractor moving more freshly baled hay around.

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:52 pm
by Smucky
Got a rejection later from DuckDuckGo :gaytard: Kind of surprised with that one, spent like two hours answering the three questions of "why do you want to work here,etc" and figured that would have set me apart. hmm :spinner:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:53 pm
by Smucky
Also my resume has my old university email address which I use only for job hunting but I just noticed yesterday that it is no longer forwarding mail sent to it so I might have really screwed myself :gaytard:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 6:58 am
by Smucky
Blah. Was going to apply at more places today but instead I just looked at softcore for 10 hours :gaytard: Now I'm going to go rape my wife.

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 5:16 pm
by Smucky
Wife rape went well :drooling: knees are still weak and my balls hurt :smack:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 5:16 pm
by Smucky
Got a rejection from Nvidia :gaytard:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 5:18 pm
by Smucky
Was debating on applying again at DuckDuckGo only using my middle name + last name. But looking at their linkedin page, seems it is actually a pretty small team of people. Would be hard for me to hide and do little work, which is my goal. So I guess I'll pass :bleh:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 5:55 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2024 5:16 pm Got a rejection from Nvidia :gaytard:
You didn't send a picture of yourself sweating in a black leather jacket. Nvidia likes black leather jackets.

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Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 6:00 pm
by Smucky
What kind of last name is "ng"? :gaytard:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 3:31 am
by Smucky
Applied at Geico :fag:

Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 5:32 am
by Smucky
Hmm, near instant rejection from Geico
Your application has been rejected for one or more of the following reasons:

1) You do not meet our minimum age requirement of 18 years old
2) You do not have authorization to work in the United States
3) You require sponsorship to work in the United States
4) You do not have a high school diploma or equivalent
5) You answered "Yes" to the question regarding a "felony conviction involving dishonesty or breach of trust"
6) You answered "I have NOT read the above information" to the statement related to the contingent offer of employment made by GEICO
:finger: