My activities for the month of stardate 20001 are/is

[NinjaPoodle]

Give the sparrows to the cat.

[Smucky]

Didn't think of that

[Smucky]

A couple more hours and I'll be out on my tractor ruttin up the earth

[Smucky]

Thinking about getting a cordless milwaukee vacuum Starting to get a boner

Bought

Arrived. Bigger than I thought. Suck good

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[Smucky]

Rip up the Earth

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[NinjaPoodle]

Thinking about getting a cordless milwaukee vacuum Starting to get a boner

Bought

Arrived. Bigger than I thought. Suck good
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You walking around naked, sweating in those leather boots.

[Smucky]

Hitched. Gassed. Lubed. Oiled. Greased.
Ready to rip up the Earth

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[Smucky]

Did a few passes. Then had the kids out there with me to pick up the freshly unearthed rocks. Didn't quite make it to the halfway point. Forgot to get more pictures, was too busy yelling at kids screwing around and not helping

[Smucky]

Bought

Arrived. Bigger than I thought. Suck good
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You walking around naked, sweating in those leather boots.

Made from 100% cat foreskins

[Smucky]

Taking a dump, and admiring this mark on my leg.

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[Smucky]

More rock picking today. Got 4 loads like this so far.

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[Smucky]

Rip up the Earth
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After a light tickling

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[Smucky]

Oh no my sparrows

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[NinjaPoodle]

You should have given them to the cat. Now they are no good.

[Smucky]

My son apparently got up at 4am this morning and went outside to puke. My wife had made a big tray of banana bread last night which while I was in the bathtub, he apparently ate over half of it
At least he went outside like a real man. I always told him if you got to puke, you do it outside like the dogs

[NinjaPoodle]

My son apparently got up at 4am this morning and went outside to puke. My wife had made a big tray of banana bread last night which while I was in the bathtub, he apparently ate over half of it
At least he went outside like a real man. I always told him if you got to puke, you do it outside like the dogs

Banana abuse is serious business.

[Smucky]

lil tard eating it again after lunch today for dessert

[Smucky]

Had to go today to some weird office to get fingerprinted for my background check for my pending employment. Kind of weird but I guess that's what they do now.

Finished picking all the rocks out of the field yesterday.
So decided to plow it again

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But that just led to the ground giving birth to about three times as many rocks.

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So we're digging those out now. Not even sure honestly how many utility trailer dumps I've done at this point. Think like 6 or something
Hot fresh rocks

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[Smucky]

Thinking about taking the kids to a new barns and nobles book store near here today. Good idea? Or is it just full of tranny smut?

[Crawdaddy79]

Good idea for the tranny smut.

[NinjaPoodle]

Thinking about taking the kids to a new barns and nobles book store near here today. Good idea? Or is it just full of tranny smut?

Ever heard of Amazon?

[Smucky]

For the most part, it was about the same as the old Borders bookstore that I used to go to like 12+ years ago.

Lots of cook books

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Even had a baby section with a very phallic looking apple in worm.

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I told the kids I can buy any book they want and when they're done reading it we can come back and buy another one. But they both very quickly found Lego and minecraft themed books, that was pretty disappointing and I told them no. But then my son couldn't find anything else that he wanted. So I cut a deal with him that he could have Lego book if he also got a copy of "diary of a wimpy kid"
They seem pretty unamused with the place. I always liked going to bookstores like Hastings when I was a kid.

[Smucky]

There wasn't any kind of dedicated technology section, but I did find some programming books in the reference section. There was one about learning to code in JavaScript and jQuery

[Smucky]

I should have added that we are on a internet/youtube/tv fast since we got back from cruising. So trying to get the family into board games or books or something. Not working so far

[Smucky]

Picked up some more rocks today then got the tiller hooked up in time to... Rip up the earth

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