Smucky wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2024 5:32 am
Hmm, near instant rejection from Geico
Your application has been rejected for one or more of the following reasons:
1) You do not meet our minimum age requirement of 18 years old
2) You do not have authorization to work in the United States
3) You require sponsorship to work in the United States
4) You do not have a high school diploma or equivalent
5) You answered "Yes" to the question regarding a "felony conviction involving dishonesty or breach of trust"
6) You answered "I have NOT read the above information" to the statement related to the contingent offer of employment made by GEICO
You answered yes on question 5?
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 4:02 pm
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2024 7:50 am
You answered yes on question 5?
I don't think so... The app was tedious. #6 was basically a drop-down box of " I agree to this" or "I don't agree to this" I might have fudged that one. Anyway, I reapplied and it slid right in
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 4:10 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Have you noticed web pages and web forms have become more retarded as time has progressed. I literally think that I live in Idiocracy.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 5:27 pm
by Smucky
Oh yes, indeed. Can't just use raw html, got to use 15mb of JavaScript.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:15 am
by Smucky
Honestly, not much else left to apply to now. That seems not good.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:19 am
by Smucky
What motivates me to job hunt is first I spent all my savings. Then I'm forced to go back into the job hunt. So today I negotiated $3100 for this aillio R1 Bullet coffee roaster that was on facebook marketplace. I manged to jew him down from $3500
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Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:19 am
by Smucky
Got to go drive two hours tomorrow morning to get it
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 8:44 am
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:19 am
What motivates me to job hunt is first I spent all my savings. Then I'm forced to go back into the job hunt. So today I negotiated $3100 for this aillio R1 Bullet coffee roaster that was on facebook marketplace. I manged to jew him down from $3500
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$3100 for a glorified toaster. You should quit computers and work in finance.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 1:45 pm
by Smucky
I was going to see if it would make meth.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 2:16 pm
by Smucky
On da road again
Don't text and drive.
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Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:10 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Smucky wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 1:45 pm
I was going to see if it would make meth.
It's a good idea. When you're out of work you need to make money. Good that you listened to my advice to broaden your business alternatives. $3100 is not a bad investment if you can write it off during 5 years.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:20 pm
by Smucky
You go girl.
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Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 3:25 pm
by NinjaPoodle
You are in Texas.
Texas is like heaven except there are no taxes.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 4:18 pm
by Smucky
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Fancy neighborhood.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 4:21 pm
by Smucky
Snazzy house yo.
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Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 4:24 pm
by Smucky
Now for a 2-hour drive back home. But I got to pee really bad. Not sure if I'm going to stop. But maybe I should.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 4:25 pm
by Smucky
And I still got half a pot of coffee sitting here. Should I drink it anyway? Then I could do some kind of pee desperation video.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 5:52 pm
by Smucky
The home stretch. And full bladder!
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Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 5:58 pm
by Smucky
I was packing the whole time.
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Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 6:15 pm
by NinjaPoodle
I'm sure sitting on your carry pistol is extremely comfortable.
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 6:23 pm
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 6:15 pm
I'm sure sitting on your carry pistol is extremely comfortable.
Kinda not that bad. Full bladder worse.
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So full I had to sit. Ahhh
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 8:08 pm
by Smucky
And on the job front. Email from Fastly
Thank you for your interest in the Senior Engineer - Control Systems role here at Fastly. After reviewing our hiring priorities, we have decided to place this requisition on hold.
They literally had a big lay off and posted job positions the next day
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 10:05 pm
by NinjaPoodle
I think you should change job and become a radio tower maintenance guy
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 11:08 pm
by Smucky
Always wanted to do that. But can't work from home
Re: On this day X of unemployment I did:
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:45 am
by Smucky
For today I took the whole family to the new dentist to get cleanings. And then I came home and ate lunch. And then I took about a 2-hour long nap because it's too hot to go outside and I don't feel like job hunting unless I'm doped up on adderall. The kids went to their great-grandparent's house down the street because my mother was over there. And I was about to get it from my nap but since we were alone in the house... My wife first molested me and then raped me
