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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2025 11:15 pm
by Smucky
It hurts bad to just fart. How can I expect to push a turd out? :scared:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 5:08 am
by Smucky
All pain. No poop

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 6:27 am
by Smucky
Now to bed :zzz:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 10:35 am
by Smucky
:fag:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 3:32 pm
by Smucky
Awake now

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 3:33 pm
by Smucky
And day three of no poopie

I need yalls ideas for how to get it out :scared:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 3:40 pm
by NinjaPoodle
raw carrots

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 4:13 pm
by Smucky
No, I mean like instant results. Like I could drink some coffee and take a ritalin right now and that would probably start some contractions. But if I'm still too sore to push it out... not sure what will happen :scared:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 6:20 pm
by Smucky
Ok, coffee down, ritalin down... and nothing :scared: :eusa_think: :sad:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 8:29 pm
by Smucky
And still nothing :(

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 8:48 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Prunes

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 11:28 pm
by Smucky
NinjaPoodle wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2025 8:48 pmPrunes
I think that is working from the wrong end.

I think for now, I'll just get some "instruments of water injection" set up near the toilet ready for tomorrow. :sam:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 12:10 am
by NinjaPoodle
This is too advanced for me.

Maybe you should just try with an unwinded metal clothes hanger.

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 11:39 am
by Smucky
Man need more sleep, but can't sleep :fine:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 3:43 pm
by Smucky
Ok, taken a few different stimulants this morning. Hoping to wake up my bowels. Feeling...something. 🤞 :prayer:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 3:43 pm
by Smucky
Pray for poopie :prayer:
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Pray for poopie :prayer:
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 4:18 pm
by Smucky
On toilet here we go

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 4:19 pm
by Smucky
Okay not bad like a 2-ft snake. 🐍

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 5:33 pm
by Smucky
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 7:00 pm
by Smucky
Still a bit of pain. Thought it was constipation, but I guess just surgery pains :fine:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2025 7:10 pm
by NinjaPoodle
Go sit on the tractor while its running for a while and it will be better.

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 4:26 am
by Smucky
Seems like I'm getting more sore as the day went on. And then before the wife helped me shower, I tossed her on the bed and had sexual minutes :fine: now kinda more sore :scaredjerk: :doctor:

...but sweet relief :drool:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 3:50 pm
by Smucky
Don't feel any better today. Feels like I've gone through surgery :eusa_think:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 4:00 pm
by Smucky
Cold front came through. Got an older goat that keeps falling over. And I can't go outside so I just get to sit here and slowly watch her freeze to death :fine:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 20121 are/is

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2025 4:57 pm
by Smucky
Stomach cramping. Laying a long creamy hot snake 🤢