These are difficult times and it is hard to find work, therefore I'm thinking about starting my own business. We know for a fact that the rape porn is huge among women and they secretly dream of being raped or simulated rape. Why not approach this desire and why not try to make money out of it. I was thinking about training gorillas to rape women, for the right price of course. You may ask yourself, why gorillas and not negroes? First negroes have a vague sense of economics and they might want some commission, retirement fund etc. Gorillas on the other hand do not understand what money is and are happy as long as I provide them good food. Gorillas are also a better choice because the lack of communication which even enhance the feeling of getting raped.

I want to be as digital as possible, and will setup a site www.rapegorillas.com where women can choose their favorite gorilla and time. Then they can pay with Paypal or credit card and get a booking token.

First I need some contacts in order for me to get hold on some gorillas. I need discretion as gorillas in some parts of the world are endangered spieces. I need the young so that I can train them and also some volunteers for the gorillas to train on. This initial investment would be rather high so I'm not sure if I can get a bank loan on this as it is difficult to explain the business plan and there is not guarantee.

What do you think I should do in order to build up this business?

Paypal is known for randomly canceling business accounts. At work, we use https://www.paxum.com/ for some of the more sketchy global transactions.

Could you maybe pivot to a different industry? Like if you started making foreskin stretching/restoration products I'd give you my credit card right now

Why the fuck would you like to restore foreskins? I'm think about getting circumcision in my old years. I'm want to be like a rodeo horse.

Because I've never had one. And now that I'm married and have infinite sex, it seems like it would be helpful at keeping things sensitive and alive down there. I don't even watch porn anymore, but when I do, I only watch uncut men on redgifs jacking it. It just looks really fun and handy. I have no idea what mine would have felt like, what it would have looked like, what it would have smelt like, and what it would have tasted like. It is simply not fair. Not cool at all.

The cottage cheese is completely free and it smells like an expensive Chalet Cheese.

It is important to train your wife to enjoy that. When she does, you know you own your wife.

I never understood the "ew cheese!" mentality. The vagina has a much more vibrant culture and I don't see anyone screaming about that. It just seems viewed as "normal", you know kind of like having a foreskin should be viewed as "normal".