I was thinking, you are getting old and also your wife. Isn't time to pimp out your wife in that case like an old car with very low original specifications.

I was thinking you should convince your wife to do the following

Breast augmentation, big D boltons.
Duck lips
Get them tatted
Piercings on various places
Don't allow them leave home with full porn star makeup
Buy them bimbo clothes

Start today and report here what you were able to convince them to do.

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