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My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:21 am
by Smucky
Going to start this month out right. With sex, super horny. Got the drips and everything. Or maybe just the clap. Anyway, brb :elefant:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 5:25 am
by Smucky
Oh that was good. Good. Good. Good. :drooling: made a huge mess. Hopefully no baby :scaredjerk:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 6:13 am
by Smucky
Going to sleep good tonight :zzz:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:01 pm
by Smucky
Enabling turbo mode for today. Got a bunch of work to do. :seize:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 4:32 pm
by NinjaPoodle
:compufreak:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2024 8:04 pm
by Smucky
:hump:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2024 1:47 am
by Smucky
For some reason my ass is killing me. Like hemorrhoid pain, but I don't think it is that. Maybe that bike ride from the other day is screwing with me? :confused: :headbang:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2024 3:44 pm
by Smucky
Man, definitely hemorrhoid rage. How did this happen :finger: :headbang: butthole unpleasures

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 1:56 am
by Smucky
Got to jump on the oil burner and pluck up some hay bales. Got a sucker, I mean buyer lined up for tomorrow morning.
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 2:08 am
by Smucky
*pluck*
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 2:23 am
by Smucky
*pluck*
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 2:37 am
by Smucky
*pluck*
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 2:48 am
by Smucky
*pluck*
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 3:05 am
by Smucky
*pluck*
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 4:50 am
by Smucky
Now my ass is really killing me. Can't sit. Can't even stand. Have to lay on my stomach :finger: :yell:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 9:18 pm
by Smucky
Going to Lowe's. Need some sheet metal.
Don't text and drive
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 10:34 pm
by Smucky
Bla. My dementia stricken grandmother left her dog on a locked uncovered porch in the sun today.
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Brb
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 12:23 am
by NinjaPoodle
I hope you don't waste all that good meat. That dog makes a good stew.

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:01 am
by Smucky
Hmm didn't think of that.

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:02 am
by Smucky
Anyways, back out to pluck
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:07 am
by Smucky
*pluck*
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:22 am
by Smucky
*pluck*
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:32 am
by Smucky
Now for a soak. Hopefully this helps my battered butthole.
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Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 5:32 am
by Smucky
Took some fiber pills and magnesium. Going to try to push a turd through my wounded anus tomorrow. :scared:
But for now, to bed :zzz:

Re: My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 9:22 am
by NinjaPoodle
Who are you having gay sex with if you're sore in your ass. Maybe you need to visit Folsom Street so that they can teach you how to do it properly.