On this day X of unemployment I did:

[Smucky]

Plan for today:

• Update resume

• Send out resume

• with Wife

[NinjaPoodle]

Adam Britton.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Britton

He had searched for dogs on the website Gumtree Australia, claiming to rehome them, and telling their former owners that they were thriving in his care, when in fact he had already sexually abused, tortured, and killed them. He is known to have sexually abused 42 dogs, of which 39 died.[5]

As of 25 September 2023, Britton faced 60 charges which related to using child abuse material as well as bestiality, to which he had pleaded guilty.[11]

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/worl ... 740356007/

Britton was caught by authorities after he uploaded a clip of him torturing at least eight dogs, which were all puppies except one, according to the BBC. Someone who saw the video passed it on to the Northern Territory Police Force in an anonymous tip. Police in April 2022 seized recording devices, animal remains, weapons and a laptop, which also contained 15 files containing child abuse material.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-08/ ... /104194702

Adam Britton, a once-celebrated zoologist, remained expressionless as he was sentenced to 10 years and five months in prison, with a non-parole period of six years, for the rape, torture and murder of dozens of dogs.

[Smucky]

Hmm, there's clips?

[Smucky]

Plan for today:

• Send out resume

• Work on fence

[Smucky]

Applied at fastly.com

[Smucky]

Applied at some vague cybercoders contract gig for perl.

[NinjaPoodle]

Perl, isn't that language dead yet?

[Smucky]

Perl, isn't that language dead yet?

Not yet....

[Smucky]

Applied to random jobs with the place that just laid me off, they are probably not valid but oh well

[Smucky]

Applied to Aventiv, which was e-learning and tablet entertainment stuff for federal prisons.

[Smucky]

Now to go work on that fence

[Lunar Aura]

it's been 20 months since i got laid off and ive been living off food stamps and personal savings

[NinjaPoodle]

it's been 20 months since i got laid off and ive been living off food stamps and personal savings

Please post pictures of you and your new austerity figure.

[Smucky]

it's been 20 months since i got laid off and ive been living off food stamps and personal savings

What is the catch? I thought to get food stamps you kind of had to not have any personal savings? I briefly looked into it during the pandemic but they can't to know how much was in my bank accounts and how much in stocks I had.

I am not one to mooch off of the government, but will probably try to apply for some kind unemployment benefits. This was my first non-contract W2 jobs in years and I get laid off because they are obviously thinking they can use cheaper off shore labor. F that. They must pay

[Smucky]

Applied to some "mainframe" job at morgan stanley. But after closer look, I don't think it is remote.

[Smucky]

Applied at some weird reverse engineer perl code for a SOX audit job.

[Smucky]

Applied for software dev at Microsoft (lol)

[Lunar Aura]

it's been 20 months since i got laid off and ive been living off food stamps and personal savings

What is the catch? I thought to get food stamps you kind of had to not have any personal savings? I briefly looked into it during the pandemic but they can't to know how much was in my bank accounts and how much in stocks I had.

I am not one to mooch off of the government, but will probably try to apply for some kind unemployment benefits. This was my first non-contract W2 jobs in years and I get laid off because they are obviously thinking they can use cheaper off shore labor. F that. They must pay

the catch is you have to write on a piece of paper "i haveno job and no income" to your case worker
then you get free food
i scam the grocery stores using my food stamps
and i get more free food

daddy govt and i have a good thing going let's not ruin it ok?

[Lunar Aura]

btw im not "mooching" off the govt, i paid into this program when i was a functioning employed member of soyciety

[Smucky]

Applied to some random Kentucky isp job.

[Smucky]

morgan stanley wants a phone screen tomorrow with a lady whos name I can't pronounce.

[Smucky]

Applied at DuckDuckgo. Apparently they don't do "live coding" sessions, so that is nice. I might have a chance

[Smucky]

And now, time to mate with the wife

[Smucky]

That was good

[Smucky]

Morgan Stanley "phone screen" went alright, even though the lady showed up 10 minutes late. One of the few teams that allows remote work. They are looking at 7 candidates for one position. Perhaps I have a chance. They acted like each "step" of the interview process could take up to two weeks and the whole process would be 40+ days or something.