paleovalley 30 beef sticks for $30

[Smucky]

https://paleovalley.com/offers/grass-fe ... icks-30-60

Or 60 for $60. Seemed like a good deal and wanted some snacks for the road trip to my 5 night Cruise next week. The checkout showed free 2 day shipping and arriving on Thurs 26th. So I took the bait and bought. Only to be shown on the invoice after I paid some flag about "due to popularity, there may be delays". And tomorrow is Thursday and it still hasn't shipped

[Clockwork]

How do beef sticks eat grass?

[Smucky]

How do beef sticks eat grass?

They have a mouth, like an earthworm.
In suppository form, will eat the grass in your ass.

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Still no ship. I'm screwed

[Smucky]

Shipped. Arrives Monday, too bad I'm leaving early on Monday morning
I guess I get to look forward to coming home to a box of hot meat on the porch and probably covered in ants

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Went to drugstore down the street and got 22 beef stix for $24

[Smucky]

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[Smucky]

They are not bad. Had some yesterday. Forgot I bought them until I saw this thread so haven't had any today.

[Smucky]

Man everybody keeps eating these. So box of 60 only going to last like 4 days.

[Smucky]

Bought some more of their filth

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