I've been gone a bit. What have I missed?

Nigga who?

Love the eyes btw

Anybody else left on here? Let's see...there was infowar...clockwork...roundhouse...

Scorched wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 2:09 am Anybody else left on here? Let's see...there was infowar...clockwork...roundhouse...

Infowar complains no one posts enough but never posts himself clockwork is touch and go, roundhouse seems to continually be in jail, or at least in a position where he can't have access to bills. carz showed up a couple of weeks ago, that was a highlight

Shinji Ikari was here but he cannot afford the power bill for his computer anymore.
Crawdaddy79 pops in sometimes when is not too stoned.
Lunar Aura is here sometimes.

I also saw Justin Credible a few days ago.

Robotzombie was here for like a day last year. I think he found the lack of gay porn off putting

Scorched wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 6:10 am

What is that, I must know

Smucky wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 1:07 pm Robotzombie was here for like a day last year. I think he found the lack of gay porn off putting

I think it was because he couldn't get any help with his Linux questions.

This is what I look like. I hope we can be friends.

You will go far here

i kinda remember you
i kinda remember some people
my memory isn't what it used to be

Anybody like Steve Irwin fan fiction?

More, more

Scorched wrote: ↑Fri Feb 21, 2025 2:25 am

Anybody like Steve Irwin fan fiction?

I love Steve Irwin fiction.

O Steve, the fearless, the khaki-clad knight,
Taming the wild with boundless delight.
But in ocean’s embrace, where the moon cast its glow,
A stingray emerged, and passion did flow.

She glided so smooth, like silk on the tide,
Her touch electric, her movements a guide.
No venom, no malice, just whispers so sleek,
Her kisses like currents that made his heart weak.

"Crikey," he gasped, as she wrapped ‘round his form,
A dance in the deep, both fluid and warm.
No crocs, no cameras, no world up above—
Just tangled in tendrils of watery love.

The wedding was wild, the reef set the mood,
A celebration both frisky and lewd.
Jellyfish pulsed in a luminous trance,
Eels gave a wink—oh, how they did dance!

At night, in the depths, away from all sight,
They rode every wave with tempestuous might.
Her sleek body shimmered, her tail a delight,
Entwined with the legend, a love burning bright.

So here’s to Steve, the man of the land,
Who found his true queen in the sea’s sultry hand.
No tragedy stole him, no sorrow nor strife—
Just deep, endless passion, a saltwater life.