I masturbated to this
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 10:37 pm
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Re: I masturbated to this
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Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 1:44 am
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:28 am
"Stop or I'll shoot..." the ellipses are the shots fired. Good video of a panicked cop dealing with a panicked suspect. This will go into my memory for a long time.
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 3:05 am
I keep rewatching and relaughing. But I can't help but think, why try to sneak into the car? Why not just pull the cop car in front and completely box it in? 
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 8:49 pm
My thought is why not stick your leg through the seats and block the shifter before alarming him awake? I guess he could have a knife and start stabbing, but that's when you start shooting.
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 9:59 pm
You really know you live in interesting times where the cops in The Simpsons are smarter that the real ones.
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:07 pm
There's just no way I am getting into the car with someone when I can just pin it to the curb with my own car 
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:08 pm
I know like, "fog of war" and all that but .. 
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 11:55 pm
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:35 am
miley
cyrus
cyrus
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:36 am
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:39 am
It's not her, just a body double.
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:08 pm
I can smell it. It is her.
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:08 pm
Taste like it too 
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:48 pm
- Be cop
- Walk by yer car containing suspect
- Hear acorn fall and hit roof of car
- ...
- Mag dump into yer car
- Profit
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 7:55 pm
"I feel weird but I'm good" 
Did he realize that he emptied the mag in the sheriffs car.
Also, he emptied the mag when there was another cop in the line of sight. Also residential areas in the direction of the shots.
This guy probably got promoted.
Did he realize that he emptied the mag in the sheriffs car.
Also, he emptied the mag when there was another cop in the line of sight. Also residential areas in the direction of the shots.
This guy probably got promoted.
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:35 pm
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Mock trial
Mock trail
Mock trail
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Mock trial
Mock trail
Mock trail
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:28 pm
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 12:55 am
Nothing, I am actually a liar 
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:47 pm
Re: I masturbated to this
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Re: I masturbated to this
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Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 3:40 pm
Re: I masturbated to this
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 3:50 pm
Dirty dirty dirty