For this month, my goals are to waste more time doing useless internet surfing.

brb

https://theoriginalnedmrevenge.ytmnd.com/

Not sure what I'm doing today. But at least yesterday I finally got my zwave switch in the mail (after a 14 day wait) and got that in my air handler so I can remotely turn on a UV germicidal lamp

Taking a dump rights now.

BREATHE

And
PUSH

Got my automations set up so I can remotely cook the little air handler germies.

For today, drinking coffee rights now.

Staring at my zwave switch automations
Switches are boring though. I kind of want to try turning it off and on really fast. That sounds like fun.

Time for a nap

Took a nap but still tired. Being 40 is hell

Right now balancing my bank accounts and pondering what to do about filing taxes next week.

I'll just drop an addy and listen to some rave music. Maybe that will get me awake

After browsing reddit, twitter, 4chan, facebook for three hours I now feel that I am caught up on the day's news. Now time to get to work as Linux Engineer

Was going to take off work early today and mow the grass. But kind of don't really feel like that now I mean I could just sit here and watch porn all night and then smash into my wife Oh wait my accountability thread... never mind

So hmm, to mow or not to mow

If I just keep thinking about what to do, soon it will be too dark to mow. The problem solved

So I just sat around instead. But have experienced supreme ejaculation rights now.

Awake.

What will Smucky do for today?

You put your dork in someones mouth.

Momma always said if you sleep on a cold floor you'll get hemorrhoids

She was right, I should know.

I was going to make jokes about going to the litter box, but now I'm constipated AF!

And it burns when I pee

I could spend time with my family on this beautiful Saturday. Or I could mow my 54,000sqft lawn. Having a nice lawn is a sign of white privilege so I know what I'm doing.

Lawnmower of white supremacy.

And now sleep