My activities for the month of stardate 19905 are/is

[Smucky]

Going to start this month out right. With sex, super horny. Got the drips and everything. Or maybe just the clap. Anyway, brb

[Smucky]

Oh that was good. Good. Good. Good. made a huge mess. Hopefully no baby

[Smucky]

Going to sleep good tonight

[Smucky]

Enabling turbo mode for today. Got a bunch of work to do.

[NinjaPoodle]

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

For some reason my ass is killing me. Like hemorrhoid pain, but I don't think it is that. Maybe that bike ride from the other day is screwing with me?

[Smucky]

Man, definitely hemorrhoid rage. How did this happen butthole unpleasures

[Smucky]

Got to jump on the oil burner and pluck up some hay bales. Got a sucker, I mean buyer lined up for tomorrow morning.

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[Smucky]

*pluck*

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[Smucky]

*pluck*

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[Smucky]

*pluck*

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[Smucky]

*pluck*

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[Smucky]

*pluck*

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[Smucky]

Now my ass is really killing me. Can't sit. Can't even stand. Have to lay on my stomach

[Smucky]

Going to Lowe's. Need some sheet metal.
Don't text and drive

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[Smucky]

Bla. My dementia stricken grandmother left her dog on a locked uncovered porch in the sun today.

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Brb

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[NinjaPoodle]

I hope you don't waste all that good meat. That dog makes a good stew.

[Smucky]

Hmm didn't think of that.

[Smucky]

Anyways, back out to pluck

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[Smucky]

*pluck*

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[Smucky]

*pluck*

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[Smucky]

Now for a soak. Hopefully this helps my battered butthole.

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[Smucky]

Took some fiber pills and magnesium. Going to try to push a turd through my wounded anus tomorrow.
But for now, to bed

[NinjaPoodle]

Who are you having gay sex with if you're sore in your ass. Maybe you need to visit Folsom Street so that they can teach you how to do it properly.