Smucky's week of sexual escapades thread

[Smucky]

Kids are in summer camp. Planning lots of nudity with the wife for the next few days

[Smucky]

Been eating the testie pills from my old thread

[Smucky]

And sexual escapade #1 completed, on the couch with the blinds open in full sun light. Natural sun light really shows some splendid colors
No need to be quiet. Sounded like a porno in here

Now off to take a nap to refuel for the next

[Smucky]

I should be getting ready for a another session. But I feel fine just sitting here at the computer
Guess I am getting old. Wish I was 16 again.

[Smucky]

Nah, screw that, wish I was 13

[Smucky]

Oh please work

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[NinjaPoodle]

You need this, banana spider gel.

https://interestingengineering.com/heal ... -erections

[Smucky]

And sexual escapade #2 completed. Also again on the couch. Wasn't really in the mood, but managed to make it work

Now for a nap

[Smucky]

Taking the day off. Tired of vagina

If only I was 13 again

[Smucky]

Ok, never mind. Was thinking about how I'm taking a day off from vagina. But that made me think of vagina. Then I started to want vagina. Wife was in the middle of painting her toenails and I tossed her on the couch. It truly was too soon. Lots of limp noodle floppage with semi-masturbation, and after about an hour, managed to all work out. Couch starting to smell like vagina, now has toenail paint all over it. Not sure what kids will think

Time for a nap

[Smucky]

Looks like 3 escapades in a row is going to be my limit. Kids are home early now due to pronounced "stomach issues" with some of the kids. Plus the guy on the top bunk puked over the side in the middle of the night and most of it went into my son's gym bag so he just wore the same clothes the whole time