My activities for the month of stardate 19938 are/is

[Smucky]

Oh shoot, just got the email for the "severance package".
First pdf has:

We encourage you to review with legal counsel and tax advisors of
your choice. You have 45 days from today to consider if you wish to agree to the terms of the
Agreement, which will require that you execute it on the signature page

Hmm, wonder what is in the second pdf

[Smucky]

Haha, second pdf:

Separation Pay: The total amount, minus applicable deductions and
withholdings, equal to 1 weeks’ pay at your current annual salary.

CEO legit said "even if you had a choice between staying employed or taking the severance, I bet everyone would go with the severance"



Why would anyone go with "one week's pay" vs staying employed

[Smucky]

Anyways, going to take a dump. Going to be extra dry

[Smucky]

BREATHE
And
PUSH

[Smucky]

BREATHE
And
PUSH

[Smucky]

PAIN

[Smucky]

And done. Going to go hop on the lawnmower.

[Smucky]

In the tub. Thinking about life

[Smucky]

[Smucky]

Need to re-write resumes. Absolutely hate this crap.

[Smucky]

Going to go work on a fence and cook in the sun today.

[NinjaPoodle]

I think you and your wife should create an onlyfans account. Do some really dirty stuff and the money will start to rain in.

[Smucky]

She not up to that. I'll look and see if they are hiring though, good point

[Smucky]

Going to go cook in the sun and mess with a fence.

[Smucky]

In tub.